The blind man
Category: Joke Board
Post 1 by KC8PNL (The best criticism of the bad is the practice of the better.) on Monday, 09-Nov-2009 17:07:46
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug; deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice tits," says the man. "Where do you want these blinds?"
Post 2 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Monday, 09-Nov-2009 17:38:09
hahaha An oldy but a goody.
Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 10-Nov-2009 5:36:23
lol that's good!. hahaha!.
Post 4 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Tuesday, 10-Nov-2009 14:51:17
rofl that's great.
Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 10-Nov-2009 20:26:22
love it!!!
Post 6 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Tuesday, 10-Nov-2009 21:04:33
hahaha wow..
Post 7 by The Straight Edge Superstar (Please, allow me to once again explain why you are wrong.) on Wednesday, 11-Nov-2009 17:03:25
lmao
I love wordplay!
Post 8 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Saturday, 14-Nov-2009 6:21:13
lol love that one.
Post 9 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 05-Dec-2009 23:20:33
Word play is nice, but this joke is lame.
Post 10 by buck_futter (Account disabled) on Sunday, 06-Dec-2009 0:56:44
haha almost forgot this one.
Post 11 by CrystalSapphire (Uzuri uongo ndani) on Tuesday, 26-Oct-2010 8:39:10
lol just saw this joke. great scott.
Post 12 by Fire Breathing Dragon (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 27-Oct-2010 1:37:12
Lmfao!